Happy Teacher's Day

I Am A Teacher

 I am a counselor and psychologist to a problem child, 

Talk to me , chair, tell me your problem ....

I am a police officer that controls a child gone wild. 

Now sit your ass down !!!!

I am a travel agent scheduling our trips for the year, 

 Computer says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I am a confidante that wipes a crying child's tear. 

Get over it!!!!

I am a banker collecting money for ton of different things, 

Teacher, I want to pay my school's fee 

I am a librarian showing adventures that a storybook brings. 

Once upon a time there was an old ......

I am a psychic that learns to know all that everybody only guesses.

I see, I know,  want to steal my handphone ka?

 I am a photographer keeping pictures of a child's growth,

 Give me your fierce pose!!!!

 When a mother and father are gone for the day, I become both.

 I am the real mama or papa !!!! Call me Mothda

I am a doctor that detects when a child feeling sick,  

Your are going alll right!!!

I am a politician that must know the laws and recognize a trick. 

 don't cry for me Argentina!!!!!!

I am a party planner for holidays to celebrate with all, 

 Let's party with Nintendo

I am decorator of a room, filling every wall. 

I am a news reporter updating on our nation's current events, 

No news is good news

I am a detective solving small mysteries and ending all suspense. 

  I suspectedd .........

I am a clown and comedian that makes the children laugh, 

It makes me laugh!!!! Hehehehehehehe

I am a dietitian assuring they have lunch or from mine I give them half.

An orange a day,  I  go away

 When we seem to stray from values, I become a preacher,

 You must bla bla bla bal

 But I'm proud to have to be these people because...... I' proud to say, 

" I am a teacher"

Students, Today we are going to learn your favourite chapter, chapter 4 in Your Science textbook

 Do you understand?? Do you follow ???

Good boy!!!!!! Excellent work !!!

HAPPY TEACHER"S DAY!!!!!!