Wednesday, May 19, 2010

ANTM Cycle 14

Hello everyone!!!!!  Akak Chilli kembali plak. Malas nak tulis entry pasal skolah atau life.  So hari nih Akak nak  cite plak pasal ANTM  cycle 14. Ala show Tyra tuh !!!!!  Show nih dah masuk season 14 kan !!!!  Tahan lama kan...... Tapi Akak pelik tak ader sorang top model pun yang jadi SUPERMODEL !!!!!!!  Satu lagi Akak dah boring ngan dialog Tyra dalam show tuh !!!!  Tak habis2  sweet talking  tapi diaperssss throwing betol!!!!  buang gito jerrr!!!! Oklah mari Ikuti komen2 kepada contestant cycle 14 kat bawah nih yang mungkin akan disebut oleh  Miss Tyra, Mr Jay, Mr Nigel, Mr or Miss Kingkong Vogue ( Akak tak tahu nama die )


Tyra : What's wrong with your hair ?
KKV: I thought I saw a poodle!!!
NB: You pose as if  come to me baby !!!!
MJ: Honey, hammmer your legs please!!!


Tyra : Why is your hand on your chest ?
KKV:  She is afraid of MEEEE!!! I won't eat you!!
NB:I thought your legs are bleeding!!!
MJ: Hips up, chest up ,straight up !!!!



Tyra :OHHHH no you don't!!! You don't look like me!!!
KKV: I thought I saw an arrogant twin Tyra!!!
NB:You pose like a gang leader
MJ:Don't mess with us girl,Tyra is the BIG MOMA in the show


Tyra :This is not cowgirl contest!!!!
KKV: I thought I saw a ladyboy !!!
NB: You face tells us you smell something bad!!!
MJ: You look short with heels !!!


Tyra :Where is your left hand ?!!!
KKV: OMG  America's Next Top Handicap Model.
NB:You look like an abused wife trying to pose
MJ:Are you showing something at your back ?

Tyra :You look like queeing up at a supermarket.
KKV: Or a poodle in a dog show !
NB:  Again a model with one hand !!!!
MJ: Next Top One Hand and Bad Hair model !!
 
Tyra :No confidence and scared!
KKV: Don't  raise your hands !!!! Bad air!!!
NB: You look like never in heels before!!!
MJ: Period pain posey wosey!


Tyra :You look like you're working on the streets.
KKV: How much do you charge honey ?
NB:Chocolate ice cream with mint !
MJ: Next choco stick model!!!


Tyra : Where's your hair ?
KKV: I thought I saw a devil !!! Where is your tail ?
NB:  I'm the only baldie in this show!!!!Remember!!!
MJ:  You need a lot of shaving cream!!!

Tyra : This is not Xmen show!!!!
KKV: I need blinderss!!!! Tame those brows!!!
NB: You don't look like Mystique. Dye your hair first.
MJ : Are holding something ? Need to go to the toilet ?



Tyra :You look like a dead fish !!!!
KKV:Tyra, she just out of the blue !
NB: Sad model !!!!
MJ:Dead, tired sad model !


Tyra :You look too sad!!!!
KKV:You look fragile !!!!
NB: You look like going to fall !!
MJ: Don't put her on the runway!!!




Tyra :Playboy covergirl!!!
KKV: You won't be in Vogue cover!!!
NB:  I will not booked you !!!!
MJ: Do your runway on the streets!

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