Tyra : What's wrong with your hair ?
KKV: I thought I saw a poodle!!!
NB: You pose as if come to me baby !!!!
MJ: Honey, hammmer your legs please!!!
Tyra : Why is your hand on your chest ?
KKV: She is afraid of MEEEE!!! I won't eat you!!
NB:I thought your legs are bleeding!!!
MJ: Hips up, chest up ,straight up !!!!
Tyra :OHHHH no you don't!!! You don't look like me!!!
KKV: I thought I saw an arrogant twin Tyra!!!
NB:You pose like a gang leader
MJ:Don't mess with us girl,Tyra is the BIG MOMA in the show
Tyra :This is not cowgirl contest!!!!
KKV: I thought I saw a ladyboy !!!
NB: You face tells us you smell something bad!!!
MJ: You look short with heels !!!
Tyra :Where is your left hand ?!!!
KKV: OMG America's Next Top Handicap Model.
NB:You look like an abused wife trying to pose
MJ:Are you showing something at your back ?
Tyra :You look like queeing up at a supermarket.
KKV: Or a poodle in a dog show !
NB: Again a model with one hand !!!!
MJ: Next Top One Hand and Bad Hair model !!
Tyra :No confidence and scared!
KKV: Don't raise your hands !!!! Bad air!!!
NB: You look like never in heels before!!!
MJ: Period pain posey wosey!
Tyra :You look like you're working on the streets.
KKV: How much do you charge honey ?
NB:Chocolate ice cream with mint !
MJ: Next choco stick model!!!
Tyra : Where's your hair ?
KKV: I thought I saw a devil !!! Where is your tail ?
NB: I'm the only baldie in this show!!!!Remember!!!
MJ: You need a lot of shaving cream!!!
Tyra : This is not Xmen show!!!!
KKV: I need blinderss!!!! Tame those brows!!!
NB: You don't look like Mystique. Dye your hair first.
MJ : Are holding something ? Need to go to the toilet ?
Tyra :You look like a dead fish !!!!
KKV:Tyra, she just out of the blue !
NB: Sad model !!!!
MJ:Dead, tired sad model !
Tyra :You look too sad!!!!
KKV:You look fragile !!!!
NB: You look like going to fall !!
Tyra :Playboy covergirl!!!
KKV: You won't be in Vogue cover!!!
NB: I will not booked you !!!!
MJ: Do your runway on the streets!
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