Miss Universe 2008

Hi everyone, apa khabo? Tadi Akak ader masuk website sorang photographer nih . Nama die Benny Liew. seronok dok tengok gambar pengantin die ambik dalam blog die, tetiba Akak sampai kat posting menarik  gambar Miss Universe!!!!!! Mai kite tgk sama -sama gambar Misss Universe yang cantik2 meletop!!!!!

First contestant,

Miss Hawaii

 Aloha!!!!

Your breast must size C  (Coconut!) Nak ketuk bleh ?

Patutlaaa pokok kelapa depan umah Akak botak!!!

And please don't let the bird out ok!!!

Subsidiary title : Miss Santan Pekat ABC

Second contestant

Miss Hong Kong

My name is Lucy Kong

Lei Ho Mah!!!

Come to Hong Kong and drink Leng Kong!!!

Subsidiary title: Miss Soya Leng Kong

Third contestant

HoHo Hello!!!!

My name is Soledad Salad

I come from the beautiful country Trinidad!!!!

Let's grow daun salad!!!

Subsidiary title : Miss Friendsheeep

Fourth contestant

Miss Venezuala

or Miss Belly Dancing ???

Confuis Akak!!!

Silap nanti goyang Inul plak!!!

Miss Venezuala , Watch out for that tree!!!

Subsidiary title : Miss Ecofriendly

Fifth contestant

Miss Iceland 

Businesswoman ( jual ais kacang )

Forgot to bring her corset n push bra!!!

So she has a  ice cube figure...

Subsidiary title : Miss Fitness figure perfect

Sixth contestant

Miss Jamaica,

Confident and 100 watt smile

Subsidiary title : Miss Darlie Tootpaste

Miss J sanggup menghabiskan ribuan ringgit 

membeli sharpener bulat cermin untuk mencantikkkan baju nyerr 

supaya berkerdipan di waktu competition

Seventh contestant

Miss USA

Look fierce and ravishing in Red!!!

But forgot to wash her hair!!!!

Jadi rambut kejung ala sabut!!!

Subsidiary  title: Miss Rejoice Rebonding

Dapat stock Rejoice lima tahun!!!

Eight contestant

Miss Phillipines

Subsidiary title : Miss Sunflower Cooking Oil 

Sebenarnya Miss Phillipine nih dapat  Miss Gillete Pisau Cukur Super Clean tapi

lupa nak shave tangan die.

Terus Tauke Gillete cukur die ke tepi!!!

Ninth contestant

Miss Russia

Hellook my name is Elrina Herxakioiina Putina Kulrina

I cum from beautifullll country Russsia!!!

Usually my skin very fair, I come here i bcum black!!! 

Very hot!!!!

Subsidiary title : Miss Fair & Lovely Bedak Batu

Now  Miss Russiaaa can be fair and whiteeeee forever and everrr!!!!

Macam mana komen Akak. Bleh jadi judge tak? mesti kena baling telur busuk lepas tuh kan. But all this sekadar hiburan jer ok!!! Jangan plak marah Akak!!!!  Anyway congrats and salute to all the contestant sebab berani  and to the wonderfull photographer yang pandai ambik gambar contestant , Benny Liew Keep up your work!!!